November 03, 2009

Douchebag Party Invite

One of my "friends" on Facebook is having a birthday party this month. In my inbox (I am not attending), but I still got this message:

Please be aware that a minor change has been made. I have gotten some STRIPPERS, (FEMALE)!!! Anyone under 18 will have to leave around 9:30pm. This girl will be topless and .... well you all get the picture. If you are offended by having a topless girl on you, don't bother showing up.

Please start to RSVP as soon as possible so I can get a head count. I am hosting a three day party for friends, coworkers, and family on different days. Anyone under the maybe will be counted as not going to show up.

If you are offended by meat, don't show up, if you hate guns don't step on my yard, if you hate asians don't step into my neighborhood!

Please be respectful of my townhouse, and please drink responsibly, if you do not know what you are about to drink ask someone what it is. If you are drunk, under no circumstances are you allowed to drive home, if you plan on getting drunk either plan on sleeping over or don't show up.

There will be a strip poker, don't like having fun, don't bother to show up, your a waste of time.

I invited you because either I like your personality or your company or because I respect you enough to have thought to invite you. Please do not bring you hoes, you niggas, you gang, your parents, your siblings, I WILL KILL THEM! (unless I know them, then they can stay for awhile)

GO CHINA!!!
-[name removed]

If you are my coworker, please show up to the nov. 21 party, better strippers will be there since it will be an all 21 year old or older crowd.


The biggest birthday party on the block!!! Some people cansleepover. Main meal will be provided consisting of asian food. please bring a dish tho. Please mark your name o your present so I can write a thank you letter.

Alcohol will be present A LOT OF IT, consisting of wine and beer.

If you cannot bring a food, bring beer or wine, I like sweet red or white wine, or guiness, don't bring the cheap stuff, go strong or go home, lol!

Please do not invite random people, people I actually know can come or past friends.

The first 25 people to request needing room and board will get it everyone else will have to leave around 1am sat morning

Presents - backpacking, rock climbing equipment, money, good wine, NO BEER, chinese food, asian chicks, lol

What a douchebag!!!!

October 25, 2009

MUSIC: WILD BEASTS

Yo peeps chak hout this band i just discovered they are mazin!... WILD BEASTS (myspace, iTunes - new album)



This second video "Hooting and Howling" is filmed underwater:

IN-EAR HEADPHONES: SENNHEISER CX300-B EARBUDS


I just bought these Sennheiser CX300's on Amazon for $16.67 (Originally $49~) and I have to say, they are a great deal for in-ear headphones under $20. They come with different sized tips (I moved to the smaller ones), and have insane noise-isolating capabilities. Plus the bass on these guys are awesome. Read my review on Amazon here. I got them for listening to music at the school library because my other ones leak like crazy and I usually have to listen to my music very quietly (shhhhh) when I'm out and about. The thing I didn't take into consideration is the crazy amount of ear wax your ears are going to produce to combat the foreign object (earbuds) invading your canals.

October 24, 2009

DIY: HOW TO EMBED FLASH MP3 PLAYER INTO BLOGSPOT, (ANTLERS, WHITEST BOY ALIVE - "GOLDEN CAGE" MUSIC VIDEO)

today, a rainy saturday, I took the time to learn how to embed a flash mp3 player onto my google blog. here is the article i used: "Blogger: Embed MP3 Flash Player" // Please enjoy the fruits of my labor below:

"Bear" - from album, Hospice, by The Antlers




"Burning" - from album, Dreams, by The Whitest Boy Alive



Also, here is "Golden Cage" a song by Whitest Boy Alive that I enjoy even more. This music video is pretty awesome because it outlines a couple contrasts I have been studying in my color theory class at MK:

October 22, 2009

PHILOSOPHY: RAMBLINGS ON FEAR AND TREMBLING

kiekegaard seems to be the only philosopher that believes that the system cannot be fully understood
meaning, every known philosopher in history has declared that they found "the key" to existence- the ultimate truth- the ultimate system
kiekegaard regards himself simply a "supplementary clerk who neither writes the system nor binds himself to the system"
in the preface:
The poet or orator can do nothing that the hero does; he can only admire, love, and delight in him. Yet he, too, is happy—no less than that one is, for the hero is, so to speak, his better nature, with which he is enamored—yet happy that the other is not himself, that his love can be admiration. He is recollection's genius (p. 15).
meaning we are idealists - in that we are in love with ideas (perfect ideas - the hero) and not actual people.
this follows in how we view ourself and how we perceive others
that is how we are always striving for perfection
but how we can still be okay with ourselves is because jesus died for us and we don't have to be absolutely perfect (to be our ideal, the hero, flawless) to "win" life
"He is a man committed by a volitive act to perform some deed or adhere to some ethical code. The Knight of Faith is a man who is also brave, but in a different way. He adheres by faith to some impossible (absurd) telos [end, goal]."
"Resignation, a volitive act of brave resolve, was the force behind Isaac's sacrifice. The act of faith was Abraham's full expectation that God would return Isaac to him intact."
The single individual is higher than the universal (also the ethical)
it is "wrong" to say that all humans are higher than exterior reality
(exterior reality can never be fully accurately perceived and be verified as absolute truth - example the philosophy of science - even science, man's truth, is erroneous)
yet, in christianity and in our souls, beyond conscience (which can become dulled), we know that our belief inside us is the most important thing to us -
it dictates what truth outside of ourselves that we choose to embrace, therefore self-truth is the higher truth
therefore
we want to be sure that it is right
note: in ourselves - we see the ultimate truth - the absolute truth - the key to the meaning of life - not life for all, but for ourselves - for if our goal was that the meaning of life for all mankind was known, then that is what we want for ourselves (to know what is meant for all mankind, thus me) everything comes down to what is inside of us
evidently we embrace most exterior (universal) truths because they make sense to us - meaning we want achieve our own truth, and if exterior truths present themselves to us (and make sense to us), we will add them as true in ourself. ultimately, we don't add something because, for example: the universally embraced truth that "murder is wrong," we don't embrace because, it is according to the laws of the universe - evident in whatever (societal belief, etc), but because we feel in ourselves that yes, murder is wrong- meaning the possibility for murder to be wrong and not right is logical to us, based on the things we know, and the conscious built into us.
We embrace truths into ourselves when
> A source we fully believe tells it to us
> (most of the time) Our conscious agreed with it
> Our feelings move us
> We make logical conclusions of what we see, based on what we know
> Our upbringings justify it
note: I am not saying that absolute is ever fully known. it is not. It is impossible until we die and what we believed in is either affirmed, different, or we cease to think.
the single individual is higher than the universal because ultimately the most important thing to each individual is himself (what he embraces as true in his own mind) to each man, himself
when each man claims himself, there is noone left
so the individual is more important than the universal, for it is in his mind that truth is made fully apparent, and therefore truly adhered.
truth has weight (NOT that it is made valid) when the individual embraces and adheres to it
truth is nothing to us outside ourselves. meaning if we do not know a truth it does not mean anything to us.
i feel like i am endlessly cycling through the chicken - egg argument
just as the single individual is answerable to truth (God), so he is higher than the universal
can faith be level with God as ethical is the "law" (the OT) and cold?
our duty is to God, who laid down the ethical
if he tells us to do otherwise than the ethical, we obey for he as the author is the higher authority
the giver of the law may suspend the law
"Abraham's act is different. By his act he transgressed the ethical altogether and had a higher telos outside it, in relation to which he suspended it.... It is not to save a nation, not to uphold the idea of a state that Abraham does it; it is not to appease the angry gods.... Therefore, while the tragic hero is great because of his moral virtue, Abraham is great because of a purely personal virtue (p. 59)."
"This reminds one of the old dilemma as to whether something is wrong because it is wrong absolutely, or because God declares it wrong. If the former be true, then the moral law would appear to be higher than God, since it would be more fundamental. If the latter, one might posit that the moral law is not intrinsically right, but only provisionally so, that God might have decreed it otherwise. To my thinking, the only solution is that God's nature (from whence comes the law) is grounded in his being, so that this dilemma is non-existent. In other words, the dilemma presumes a chronology or evolution in deity. But questions of time are meaningless."
K: The paradox of faith, then, is this: that the single individual is higher than the universal, that the single individual...determines his relation to the universal by his relation to the absolute, not his relation to the absolute by his relation to the universal.
"Faith is the highest passion in a person"

October 16, 2009

NEWS: Smallest man on earth? 22 inches, and only 10lbs!



You see this little guy? Apparently, he's the world's smallest man. He's 18 and he's only 22 inches tall, and weighs in at a whopping 10 pounds. I would panic if I was a freak... but what does he have to say?
“God is great. He made me small in size but has now given me big name. What else could I have asked for,” he said. According to his father, it hasn't always been like this, “As he grew older, he felt bad and became quite upset. But we always told him that God definitely had some big plans for him. We always tried to console him saying that size doesn’t matter at all.”
Well so he hated himself until he got famous. Then it was awesome.
"The student, who has learning difficulties and says his hobbies include 'playing with pebbles' and 'worshipping Buddha', also has his sights set on an arranged marriage – and children."
"I keep on telling my father to find me a small wife,” he said. “Now it’s up to him to find a right match. I would love to have children but have not yet decided about the numbers.”
Go little man, go!

Other headlines:


this just outraged me!
An interracial couple were denied marriage license on the basis that 'From my experience, interracial marriages do not last long' but 'I am not racist' Racist my ass!

from the article:
Bardwell said he has discussed the topic with blacks and whites, along with witnessing some interracial marriages. He came to the conclusion that most of black society does not readily accept offspring of such relationships, and neither does white society, he said.
"I don't do interracial marriages because I don't want to put children in a situation they didn't bring on themselves," Bardwell said. "In my heart, I feel the children will later suffer."
Racism is alive and well, folks!

October 13, 2009

Music: New albums added to my iTunes library, 10/2009

2pac - all eyez on me
air - love 2
angels and airwaves - I-empire
angels and airwaves - we don't need to whisper
antlers - hospice
band of horses - cease to begin
band of horses - everything all the time
bill callahan - sometimes i wish we were an eagle
bob dylan - the freewheelin'
bob dylan - the times they are a changin
emiliana torini - fisherman's wife
emiliana torini - me and armini
flaming lips - soft bulletin
ghostface killah - ghostdini wizard of poetry in emerald city
girls - album
jj- jj n° 2
junior boys - begone dull care
junior boys - so this is goodbye
kings of convenience - declaration of dependance
kleerup - kleerup
LMFAO - party rock
massive attack - splitting the atom
modest mouse - no one's first and you're next
mos def - the ecstatic
muse - the resistance
passion pit - manners
patrick park - everyone's in everyone
patrick park - loneliness knows my name
pete yorn & scarlet j - break up
radiohead - ok computer
raekwon - only built 4 cuban linx pt II
regina spektor - far
snoop dogg - doggystyle
the xx - xx
volcano choir - unmap
wild beast - two dancers
yacht - see mystery lights

October 12, 2009

we live in a beautiful world


we live we die we love we cry we desire warmth we desire loving we desire care we love our furry friends we like our houses our beds our books the sky the sun we like green grass we like alcohol and cigars and cigarettes and shorts and underwear and science and chairs and tables and we like leaves and seasons and water and the ocean and the beach and

we live in a beautiful world

we know how to laugh in every time and season when it is cold outside we go sledding and eat cake made of vanilla and fruit and pasty flour and we give each other presents and put marshmellows on our hot cocoa and then we plant bulbs which unfold as large flowers with thick petals the texture of moist foam and then we like to mow our lawns and have potlucks and make too much pasta salad and we like to throw a football or play catch with our kids and we like to wash our cars and play the radio from the cars on a sunny saturday and we like to take pictures with thin little digital cameras of our kids playing recreational soccer and we sit in fold out lawn chairs and we like flip flops and beer and asking for things on menus and bobbing our heads up and down to the music we like and throwing in an occasional whoop for kicks and we like making jokes when we stand too close to each other and we don't like drinking water from cups but they just taste better from bottles and we like our special drinks and we like sitting on dusty couches in coffee shops and we like to have our laptops opened out on our laps so that we can surf the internet and write comments on facebook and we also like to run into people that we know when we are out and about and we like to catch up and hang out and we like to party and we like to play such stupid games as beer pong and being mesmerized at household entities and we brace ourselves when we feel the wind comes but we makes all sorts of clothes so that whatever earth that God decides to lay out before us each day we can comfortable and naiively stand in the thrust of it and laugh and be picky and do whatever little thing we feel like doing and we like to try to stay healthy and we like to run with music and we like the fact that there is cold water in the fridge when we come back.

we live in a beautiful world

October 11, 2009

what's playin


Song NameArtistAlbum
1
things will never be the same ...
jj
jj n° 2
2
stillness is the move
dirty projectors
bitte orca
3
No Surprises
Radiohead
OK Computer
4
Kettering
The Antlers
Hospice
5
Lust For Life
Girls
Album
6
Psychic City
YACHT
See Mystery Lights
7
Mad World
Gary Jules
Donnie Darko Soundtrack
8
Black Tables
Other Lives
Other Lives
9
Ohio
Over The Rhine
Discount Fireworks
10
Is There A Ghost
Band Of Horses
Indie/Rock Playlist: Best Of
11
Fireflies
Owl City
Ocean Eyes
12
Lily, Rosemary And The Jack Of...
Bob Dylan
Blood On The Tracks
13
Lisztomania
Phoenix
Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
14
No Way Down
Air France
No Way Down
15
Laughing With A Mouth Of Blood
St. Vincent
Actor
16
Two Weeks
Grizzly Bear
Veckatimest
17
See You
Dinosaur Jr
Farm
18
Breaking It Up (Punks Jump Up ...
Lykke Li
Breaking It Up (remixes) (CDS)
19
ecstasy
jj
jj n° 2
20
In Ear Park
Department of Eagles
In Ear Park

20 songs, 1.4 hours, 132.9 MB

October 08, 2009

bob dylan has been wearing cool pants since (pre)1962

what i really need right now is the good stuff. 
honestly i haven't partaken of my summer ritual since the start of school. 
i'm debating whether to blow my next paycheck on expensive headphones or just some high quality shit. 
because honestly with all the time i'm wasting WASTING with the dumbing down of community college i just need some good stuff
to just chill out


October 01, 2009

Last Olympics coming up / Detroit too broke to bury their dead- pile up at the morgue

Apparently, according to the governor of Tokyo, (coincidentally the smartest expert on global warming in the whole world), has predicted that the upcoming 2016 Olympics will be the last. Because after that it's going to be too hot to compete. Of course, since there can only be one more, Tokyo should be the choice, since DUH Tokyo is waaay cooler than Chicago. 

Also, Detroit is too broke (as a city) to bury their unclaimed dead. There is a pile up of 67 bodies in the freezer. Apparently people are too broke to bury their relatives, and the county has used up their allotted money for burying the dead. They had 21,000 dollars to spend and ran out in June. 

Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool

I am really curious as to what led to this scenario... 
was he on fire/ did he think he was on fire? 
ideas, anyone? 
poop drenched dude breaks into backyard, leaps into pool
STUART, Fla. (AP) - A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report shows 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.
The resident told deputies he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said Higgins took a towel and fled. Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins to a home. Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.

He was being held at the Martin County Jail on $10,500 bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.

September 11, 2009

sara jessica parker could possibly be the ugliest (wo)man(?) on earth


this is not my first blog post on the ugliness of sjp but this picture was so horrifying that i had to put it on my own personal blog. i know right? i'm just glad i'm not a man who might unconsciously store this image in the brain to last longer... if you know what i mean...

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/09/mummies-with-hoop-earings-pt-2/


 

September 08, 2009

More fatalities at Wal-Mart

article here

Woman beaten to death at China Wal-Mart

BEIJING — A woman in eastern China was allegedly beaten to death by five employees of a Wal-Mart store who accused her of shoplifting, a police report and state media said Tuesday.

Police have arrested two employees from the store in Jiangxi province, while three others are being investigated, Jingdezhen city police said in a report on their website.

According to the report, the woman was beaten outside her home near the Wal-Mart on August 30 and died in a city hospital on Wednesday last week from injuries suffered during the beating.

Police said the five Wal-Mart employees had stopped the woman in the street and demanded to see her receipt, but she refused because she could not verify their identities, it said.

Following an argument, the five Wal-Mart employees began beating her, it said.

The English-language China Daily on Tuesday identified the victim as Yu Xiaochun, 37.

"They started to hit her because she didn't do what they said," the paper quoted her husband Chen Baolin as saying.

"I got there and tried to stop them but they kept beating her."

It was not immediately known if the woman had shoplifted, the paper said.

The beating intensified as she tried to telephone for help using her mobile phone, it added.

In a statement, Wal-Mart said it was "fully cooperating with the relevant authorities and will release further details as it is appropriate".

"We extend our condolences to the family of the deceased.... The incident and cause of death is the subject of an investigation."

September 05, 2009

hello fall


fall will be here.
it's pretty much the end of summer.

this morning i went for a fast short run (1.7 miles) so i'll call it speed training.

I want to run TO places. like mayorga - 6 miles

or even my work, REI in Rockville (~9~ miles, depending on the route)

it seems more fulfilling than running endless circles around the neighborhood block

I am abstaining from
drinking alcohol
smoking weed
smoking cancer sticks

In fact i have given up the above entirely

I was more of an alcoholic this summer than after turning 21 ( a week ago)

I have drank a total of 2 beers in the duration of being 21. and no more will ensue.

SAD NEWS!!!
The other night I went to purchase beer for a party of sorts, and the lady at the beer store forgot to card me. this was the day after turning 21, my first time being legal in a beer store. Kind of disappointing. I asked her, "Wait, aren't you going to card me?"

She laughed and said she always forgets to.

Let me tell you: I DO NOT look 21. I look like a chubby little 16 year old with a ponytail and braces!!!

(SEE above picture!!)

BTW School has started. This fall I am taking classes from the very prestigious, Rockville's own, Harvard on the pike, aka Monkay Kollege, otherwise known as MC. 

Here are the courses I am taking: 
Environmental Biology
Color Theory
Nutrition (online)
Success Group (online) 

That makes for a total of 12 credits (fulltime baby!)

Now I can continue to get health insurance until I am 23 whoot. 

I only have classes two days a week. which is nice. 

anyways, I am off to climb. at the gym. on a sunny saturday. oh yea


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