In other news....
There are more obese Americans than merely overweight Americans in this glorious land:
"Numbers posted by the National Center for Health Statistics show that more than 34 percent of Americans are obese, compared to 32.7 percent who are overweight. It said just under 6 percent are "extremely" obese."
Cops Bust a Meth Lab at a Funeral Home, in Arkansas, duh. And, the funeral home was right across the street from the sheriff's office. I wonder how long this operation was in progress...
Somali Pirates Drown with Ransom Loot!
After they got their $3M ransom, they went on to drown as the boat flipped in a storm, 3 survived of the 8 but the loot and 5 pirates went down into the depths. Looks like hunting for buried treasure / at the bottom of the sea is still a worthwhile pursuit, as piracy is alive and well on this side of the world. Am I the only one who feels sorry for these impoverished pirates who finally got their share but then a squall from the heavens took them down?