Last Olympics coming up / Detroit too broke to bury their dead- pile up at the morgue

Apparently, according to the governor of Tokyo, (coincidentally the smartest expert on global warming in the whole world), has predicted that the upcoming 2016 Olympics will be the last. Because after that it's going to be too hot to compete. Of course, since there can only be one more, Tokyo should be the choice, since DUH Tokyo is waaay cooler than Chicago. 

Also, Detroit is too broke (as a city) to bury their unclaimed dead. There is a pile up of 67 bodies in the freezer. Apparently people are too broke to bury their relatives, and the county has used up their allotted money for burying the dead. They had 21,000 dollars to spend and ran out in June.