last night

Last night I ate shrooms. they were small and yellow. They smelled like boogers but tasted alright. I ate them with progresso soup. then i drank. and smoked some. everything was alright until my stomach started burning. i got up and calmly walked to the bathroom. i sat down for a sec when it violently hit me and i retched black bile. the shrooms were burning in my stomach. they went up my nose. it burned. i couldn't figure out how to get them out until 30 minutes later. it was painful. my stomach felt like it was on fire, rather my whole chest. i did see some strange things. but they were docile and more like statues. i saw a garden gnome. how lame is that.