"Our duty is to clean up the mess and stop the freak show that has become our government."

- Rep. Jack Franks

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Governor "I am wearing a toupe or having bad hair" Blagojevich has finally been impeached by the Illinois House. 

Looks like democrats are standing up to alienate this messy feast from their state. in a vote of 114 to 1! 

He's a pushy man, including trying to force a children's hospital to "pay to play"

My question is, when will he finally stand up and say, alright, you caught me! According to him, he is still acting in the best interests of the people of Illinois. riiiiiiighht. 

In other news....

There are more obese Americans than merely overweight Americans in this glorious land: 

"Numbers posted by the National Center for Health Statistics show that more than 34 percent of Americans are obese, compared to 32.7 percent who are overweight. It said just under 6 percent are "extremely" obese."

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and

Cops Bust a Meth Lab at a Funeral Home, in Arkansas, duh. And, the funeral home was right across the street from the sheriff's office. I wonder how long this operation was in progress...

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and 

Somali Pirates Drown with Ransom Loot! 

After they got their $3M ransom, they went on to drown as the boat flipped in a storm, 3 survived of the 8 but the loot and 5 pirates went down into the depths. Looks like hunting for buried treasure / at the bottom of the sea is still a worthwhile pursuit, as piracy is alive and well on this side of the world. Am I the only one who feels sorry for these impoverished pirates who finally got their share but then a squall from the heavens took them down? 

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