doggy names!

Tikka
India
kira
allegra
ares
eres
banner
danner
badger
kace
benji
bruno
kash
Cole
dakota
dancer
ditto
dixie
zed
xed
hulu
zulu
wiley
willow
antonia
willa
BELLA

they pile shit with sand

i hate politicians. and hate is a strong word.

last night

Last night I ate shrooms. they were small and yellow. They smelled like boogers but tasted alright. I ate them with progresso soup. then i drank. and smoked some. everything was alright until my stomach started burning. i got up and calmly walked to the bathroom. i sat down for a sec when it violently hit me and i retched black bile. the shrooms were burning in my stomach. they went up my nose. it burned. i couldn't figure out how to get them out until 30 minutes later. it was painful. my stomach felt like it was on fire, rather my whole chest. i did see some strange things. but they were docile and more like statues. i saw a garden gnome. how lame is that.